Mwahaha!!! Real Estate Horror Stories!

With apologies to the Addams family, They’re creaky and they’re spooky, Overgrown and sooty, They’re altogether pukey, My REO lis-tings. They smell and reek of urine, Seem moldy and all furry, They really are unnerving, My REO lis-tings. So get your rubber gloves on, Your tetanus injection, We’re going to go and check on My REO lis-tings! Okay, so REO listings aren’t the only scary listings, are they? I used to carry a bath towel draped over my...

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